you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
i present to you: mike brown, the guy who killed pluto
to all you chanting “viva la pluto,” guess again. this guy, who has a phd in astrophysics i believe and is a professor at THE caltech, has basically just disproved your little celebration, and don’t take this lightly. the guy discovered eris, a celestial body beyond neptune that’s bigger than pluto along with bunches of other pluto-like objects
bask in the glory that is actual science, not random people coming together and saying pluto’s a planet. i could get together with my colleagues and say 2+2=5 tonight but it doesn’t make it true. same goes for pluto!
tears in my eyes; solidarity arising from such horrible situations is bittersweet.
*chants softly* bisexual wes gibbins
lesbian Michaela Pratt engaged to a pansexual south asian artist
next up on college struggles: is she gay or is she an athlete? or both?
mmm p sure the femme/butch thing is a lesbian thing and i do not identify as lesbian so I’m gonna go with no
white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”